Wh-oa
I bet you think I taste like chocolate
Well good news for you
I do taste like chocolate
I am chocolate
One time a girl told me that “beards are sexy”
but I said “fuck that” and then grew about 15 hairs on my upper lip and a couple more on my chin and that was that
We started kissing. Within an instant, things were getting steamy. I wanted to go further. And so I whispered to her, sensually, “Take off my helmet”
There’s a picture of me on here a few months back that I posted when I was about to go to my first precalc class
Now I’m about to go take my precalc final
Wish me luck
My mom’s taught me a lot of stuff
Like for instance she taught me how to do this with a towel to dry your hair
I’m not sure if it works